here's shaner's report of the birth experience, as recounted in an email to our friend alyssa the day after the birth -- hopefully he wont mind my pasting it here. you can tell it was written by him and not me because the "mother's pain level" is reported as "low to moderate"...
but overall despite being very long and somewhat roller-coaster-like (spanning three different days, w/ two sleepless nights in the middle of it, with lots of starts and stops and even having to go home from the hospital in the middle of it), it was a smooth birth and all went well. shane was perfect in helping me make it through a natural labor, even when things were getting to be almost too much, and our doula friend Mia and our last nurse Audrey were awesome as well. The doctors made me feel like i was on the TV show "Scrubs," because they all looked like they were about 21 years old, but at least they didnt burst into song and dance at any point during the delivery...
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Shane Reid <shanerreid@gmail.com>
Date: Nov 23, 2007 12:29 PM
Subject: transport error, here is full report
To: "alyssa. carver" <alyssa.carver@gmail.com>
ATTN: Aunt Alyssa Carver
DOB: 11/22/07
TIME: 11:13am
WT: 7lb 15oz
LEN: 20.5in
NAME: Mischa Ryan Kucher Reid
MOTHER: Yana Alexandrovna Kucher
FATHER: Shane Robert Reid
PLACE: St. Joseph Hospital, Denver
HRS in LABOR: Like 50 f&@#* hours!
PUSH TIME: <1hr>
PAIN MEDS: None/All Natural
BREAST FEED: Yes
MEAL: Vegetarian/Vegan
ROOM: 247
WINDOW: Yes
CUTENESS LEVEL: High
UBS (Ugly Baby Syndrome): Low
LOOKS LIKE DAD: Yes
TEN FINGERS: Yes
TEN TOES: Yes
MOTHER'S PAIN: Low to Moderate
FEET: Big
PENIS: Huge
FACE: Aaaaaaadorrrrrable
PITCH: High
TONE: Piercing
TOFURKEY: Still thawing in the fridge
DISCHARGE: Saturday morning
PICTURES: Coming soon
REPORT TIME: 11/23/08, 12:00PM
REPORTER: SHANER
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